The City of Reno apparently has a new message for residents:

Thank you for paying your city fees — now pay extra to pay them.

Residents handling city bills online or by card are increasingly frustrated over service fees attached to credit card and debit card payments. Want to pay your sewer bill, permits, or other city fees electronically? That convenience now comes with an added charge passed directly onto taxpayers.

And while city hall pinches residents for processing fees and “convenience charges,” the city somehow still has money available for splashy downtown events and parades that many residents believe function more as promotional campaigns for the J Resort than revitalization for the rest of downtown Reno.

There’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
There’s The Little Engine That Could.

And now, Reno gets its own work of fiction:
Eddie and the 4th of July Parade.

Because let’s be honest—this isn’t about patriotism, community, or even the Fourth of July. This is about one thing: getting Eddie Lorton’s name in the headlines. He wants voters to think he’s a parotic guy to get some extra votes. Cuz no one wants to lose for a fifth time.

And shame on any media outlet willing to play along—yes, including the Reno Gazette Journal.

That familiar rat-a-tat-tat has returned to the Reno City Council meetings.

Once again, Eddie Lorton has been showing up during public comment demanding that a Fourth of July parade be placed on a future council agenda.

Now Lorton says he’ll personally cover the $25,000 cost to make it happen.